Shave My Baby One More Time
Posted on March 23, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know who really makes me want to plunge? Britney Spears. By now, we have all heard that Britney Spears entered a drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua and then later another in Malibu. In the process, she got a tattoo and shaved off all her hair herself with clippers. Do you think she did this […]
Drunk Scots Lifting Kilts in Poland
Posted on March 22, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 2 Comments
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Drunk Scottish men lifting their kilts to strangers in Poland. Not because they horrify Polish residents who feel that is not the sort of behaviour their country wants to see or because they risk getting frostbite on their genitals when they inevitably pass-out in a gutter. […]
Colbert Suspected in Murder of Captain America
Posted on March 15, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 1 Comment
You know who really makes me want to plunge? Stephen Colbert. Colbert conveniently inherited Captain America’s shield following the characters death and is rumoured to have thus been inducted honorarily as a character in the Marvel Universe. The shield was initially reported as missing, but later turned up in the hands of Colbert on television […]
Petition to Bring Back Antonella Barba
Posted on March 12, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Antonella Barba not winning American Idol. Not because she had the talent to do so or because the media and American Idol took advantage of her unfortunate situation to selfishly boost their own ratings. That’s a part of life in the 21st century. If we took […]
Revenge Against Giant Squid
Posted on March 7, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Giant Squid. Not because they have the biggest eyes in the animal kingdom or because their weiners (slang for penis) are 3 feet long. Nope, all of that stuff is just fine and dandy. The problem is, nobody has ever given them a taste of their […]
