Remote Controlled Pigeons

Posted on April 20, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

You know what really makes me want to plunge? The military. All of them! The People’s Daily Online reports that scientists in China have successfully found a way to use brain implants in pigeons to control the birds’ movement. This of course means that every military in the world is already trying to figure out […]

Mr. Sun Terrifies Cats into Talking

Posted on April 10, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 2 Comments

You know what really makes me want to plunge? Not Agui. As you can see to the right, Agui is very cute and provides no motivation for plunging. Mr. Sun from Beijing on the other hand is a different story.
Mr. Sun says his cat Agui will say his name when frightened.
This is problematic for two […]

Ban on Feeding Cows Cannabis

Posted on April 3, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 1 Comment

You know what really makes me want to plunge? Switzerland’s Agriculture Ministry. Not because I’m a carnivore and think eating helpless vegetables is cruel or because I think they should stick to making chocolate. Nope, thats all fine and dandy! The problem is when they decide to place a ban on feeding cows cannabis…
Farmers in […]