Mr. Sun Terrifies Cats into Talking
Posted on April 10, 2007
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Not Agui. As you can see to the right, Agui is very cute and provides no motivation for plunging. Mr. Sun from Beijing on the other hand is a different story.
Mr. Sun says his cat Agui will say his name when frightened.
This is problematic for two reasons. First of all, if you name your cat Meow, chances are it will sound like it can say its own name. Name your cat Arnold Schwarzenegger and when it says that I’ll be impressed!
The other problem is Mr. Sun did not say Agui says his name while getting a gentle belly scratch. Nope, Mr. Sun has to terrify the poor cat so that it’s meows become more high pitched and squeaky such that that they sound like Agui. Now that everyone wants to go see Agui to hear him talk, Mr. Sun has to constantly drop him in the bath tub or bring him to the vet for shots to keep him terrified. Poor Agui can no longer go anywhere without the fear of someone jumping out from behind a sofa to scare him.
Don’t let Mr. Sun continue to terrorize cats! Sure.. it starts with Agui, but what do you think will happen when he sees your cat or he gets a new one? He will try to scare the daylights out of it, just to see if it can talk! If you are ever in Beijing and a man walks in with a squirt gun and starts hosing down the cats in hopes of finding one that can talk, pull out your plunger and stop Mr. Sun!
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