Killer Snakes Prevent Roadside Urination
Posted on May 28, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? The smell of urine! Finally, an intelligent solution to the problem has been put into practice in Austria where signs warning about the mortal danger of snakes have been successfully used to lower the amount of roadside urination taking place.
Cobra’s, generally found in the desert and […]
Chinese Officials Paint Mountain Green
Posted on May 23, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Spray painting mountains green in order to answer calls for more attention to environmental protection. Not because I feel bad that there are many variants of spoken Chinese which are obviously mutually incomprehensible, or because $60,600 worth of toxic paint could have bought 13,060 pounds of […]
Pimp your Dog for a Date
Posted on May 16, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 1 Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Online dating services offered for dogs! First of all, I doubt the dog is actually sitting at the computer browsing profiles, so the service itself should be re-branded as “Arranged Marriages For Dogs”. Of course, even that would not be very accurate since in reality anybody […]
Top 5 Reasons for Surveillance Cameras Inside Empty Bean Cans
Posted on May 9, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Surveillance cameras hidden inside empty bean cans! Regardless of how crazy the idea sounds, the Ealing Council in London plans to do just that in order to catch people who take out their “rubbish” at inappropriate times. It has also been decided that these people taking […]
