Killer Snakes Prevent Roadside Urination
Posted on May 28, 2007
You know what really makes me want to plunge? The smell of urine! Finally, an intelligent solution to the problem has been put into practice in Austria where signs warning about the mortal danger of snakes have been successfully used to lower the amount of roadside urination taking place.
Cobra’s, generally found in the desert and tropical areas of Asia and Africa are not actually hiding in the bushes along Austrian roads. However, when “No Pee Here” signs and moth balls failed to prevent roadside urination, threatening to have venemous snakes bite off wee-wee’s was the next step. So far, nobody has called the bluff and people have once again begun using toilets in Austria.
Ironically, the source of the revolt against the toilet was the fact that it smelled like urine.
I don’t know about you, but my neighbors dog really likes to pee on my lawn everyday. I think it’s time I put up some signs saying, “My 10 foot long deadly venom spitting snake escaped his aquarium after I failed to feed him for a few days. He likes to jump out of my tree. Please call if you seen him! Thanks.”
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