Pimp your Dog for a Date
Posted on May 16, 2007
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Online dating services offered for dogs! First of all, I doubt the dog is actually sitting at the computer browsing profiles, so the service itself should be re-branded as “Arranged Marriages For Dogs”. Of course, even that would not be very accurate since in reality anybody using the service would theroretically be looking for some good breeding opportunities. The service is therefore more of a “Pimp your Pups and Sell their Babies” kind of thing.
I’m going to call the poor little puppy shown here Alfred. Alfred is still very young and has not yet begun humping the legs of people. So why is his profile already up? Do you think this service upsets Alfred? Of course not, Alfred couldn’t be happier as long as someone pats his head!
So what’s the problem? Well if you examine the website statistics, you can see what is really going on here. As per any online dating site, the male members out-number the female members. Members are also posting under-age pictures of their puppies in order to attract more attention to their profiles. This leads me to believe this is actually a dating site for single men and women trying to use their puppies as an excuse to meet other men and women while their animals get it on.
So again, what’s the problem? Not enough people are using dogstogether.com! If you’re into onling dating and dogs, pimp them out to meet people with similar interests! Your pup will be a great ice-breaker on the first date! Also, you never have to hurt the other persons feelings, you can just say your dog wasn’t into the other dog. To bad there aren’t similar services out there for hamsters! How cool would it be to date that thirty year old guy who has the hamster!
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Whatz Expert, what entice you to post an article on your Dog for a Date : Flogger? This article was extremely interesting, especially since I was searching for thoughts on this subject last Sunday.