Toilet Catches People With Pants Down
Posted on June 30, 2007
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Toilets! Now I know a whole bunch of you out there are saying, “finally he’s using his plunger for it’s purpose!”. Well guess what, you’re wrong! I’m not talking about clogged toilets here, I’m talking about flaming toilets! Flaming toilets really get me excited! Have you ever sat down for a moment and asked yourself what you would do if your toilet caught fire? 180,000 people will be asking themselves that question for the rest of their lives after their toilets caught fire in Japan.
According to the article, the toilets in question feature a pulsating massage spray, a power dryer, a “tornado wash” flush, and a lid that opens and closes automatically. As you can see, a seat warmer is not one of the included features, so the problem was likely reported quickly.
There is a very important lesson to be learned here. Consider that there were likely a few happy japanese men who ran out of their washrooms with their pants still down around their ankles yelling at their wife, “You gotta come see what I did to the the toilet right now!!!” Of course, the poor fellow just wants to show his wife that the store made a mistake and gave them a superior toilet model with a seat warmer and he figured out how to turn it on. Luckily for him, his excitement may have saved his buttocks from third degree burns, but unluckily for him, his wife will probably be upset that he just admitted to burning down the washroom.
So what’s the lesson? Next time a store makes an error in your favor, don’t tell your wife until you first verify that your toilet is not on fire.
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