Surgeon Steals Bum From Woman
Posted on August 8, 2007
You know what really makes me want to plunge? Criminals! Not because it’s morally wrong or because it can sometimes be devastating to the victims. Of course that stuff is all unfortunate, but I wouldn’t take out my plunger because of it; I’d go find my phone book and call the insurance company. However, when criminals start stealing the bums of belly dancers, they have crossed the line.
We have now advanced technologically to the point where stealing body parts is fairly simple. Unfortunately for Julia Meyer, her right buttocks was stolen by a surgeon who was supposed to slim her thighs!
It remains unknown what the criminal surgeon planned to do with the right-hand portion of the womans bum. Perhaps he had already stolen a left bum cheek from another woman and was now trying to complete the set. In fact, given the evidence, it is highly probable that the surgeon was in the process of constructing a wife out of stolen body pieces from random patients.
The next time you go in to visit a surgeon, be sure to ask for all your left-over body parts. Unfortunately, leaving behind unwanted pieces of your nose, breasts, and or any other body part could be enough to turn some surgeons into serial body part thieves. If you wake up and a toe or ear is missing, don’t let them convince you it was an accident, take out your plunger and castrate someone. Don’t let surgeons end the careers of any other belly dancers!
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