http://flogger.looble.com Flame Blogger with a Plunger - Introducing Humor & Sarcasm to World Events Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:06:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You know what really makes me want to plunge? Lazy blog writers who haven't updated their site since September 14th! Not because such a site would have been any good to begin with or because many people would have been terribly saddened not to have a chance to enjoy in ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/12/flog-we-will-flog-we-shall/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? The whole justice system! Not because first nation people in Canada represent a majority percentage of those behind bars despite being a minority of the population or because similar discrimination can be found throughout the world. Nope, what really gets me ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/09/police-officers-disciplined-with-hello-kitty-armband/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Criminals! Not because it's morally wrong or because it can sometimes be devastating to the victims. Of course that stuff is all unfortunate, but I wouldn't take out my plunger because of it; I'd go find my phone book and call ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/08/surgeon-steals-bum-from-woman/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Retards. Since it may not be politically correct to say this, let me be more specific; ****ing retards. Of course, I'm not talking about retards as per the actual definition of the term, but rather the generally accepted use in reference ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/07/man-upset-nobody-cares-he-died/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Neighbours who plant potatoes in my front lawn! Not because I dislike potatoes or because I like my lawn, but because for a long time I'm stuck wondering wtf is wrong with my herbicide that's suposed to kill weeds, not grow ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/07/protestors-plant-potatoes-on-wrong-farm/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Toilets! Now I know a whole bunch of you out there are saying, "finally he's using his plunger for it's purpose!". Well guess what, you're wrong! I'm not talking about clogged toilets here, I'm talking about flaming toilets! Flaming toilets ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/06/toilet-catches-people-with-pants-down/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Bikes! Not because they have very uncomfortable seats which inevitably cause hemroids. That sucks, but it's no reason to take out the plunger! What make me want to plunge is the fact that their design is dangerous for dogs. Take Gougou shown ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/06/bike-design-dangerous-for-dogs/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? The smell of urine! Finally, an intelligent solution to the problem has been put into practice in Austria where signs warning about the mortal danger of snakes have been successfully used to lower the amount of roadside urination taking place. Cobra's, generally ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/05/killer-snakes-prevent-roadside-urination/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Spray painting mountains green in order to answer calls for more attention to environmental protection. Not because I feel bad that there are many variants of spoken Chinese which are obviously mutually incomprehensible, or because $60,600 worth of toxic paint could ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/05/chinese-officials-paint-mountain-green/ You know what really makes me want to plunge? Online dating services offered for dogs! First of all, I doubt the dog is actually sitting at the computer browsing profiles, so the service itself should be re-branded as "Arranged Marriages For Dogs". Of course, even that would not be very ... http://flogger.looble.com/2007/05/pimp-your-dog-for-a-date/